im just an asshole with feelings
it’s not you, its your eyebrows
I’m that type of girl who would consider a thin fried piece of potato at a vegetable.
Kermit- “You kidnapped Jack Black, that’s illegal”
Fozzie- “But Kermit what’s more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black or destroying the Muppets?
Kermit- “Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie”
Piggy- “Kermit listen, whatever I may think of you right now these guys are counting on you, you inspire them.”
Kermit- “What to kidnap people?”
Piggy- “To work together!”
Kermit- “To kidnap people!”
Lew- “Mr. the Frog, we all agree that a celebrity is not a people.”
HAHAHHAHA IM REMEMBERING MY CHILDHOOD RIGHT NOW